Last week I had this conversation with a customer in a store,
who re-taught me the basics of telling a story.
He said, “I got my security system here.”
”Why do you need a security system.”
“I had to after what happened.”
“Didn’t you hear about it?”
“These four guys broke into my house.”
“They wanted to rob me and take my girl friend.”
“I got my gun and killed three of them. The fourth one got away.”
I checked the newspaper later and found the story, just like he told it.
If you meet a guy named Justin, be polite to him.